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10 signs you are a shopping addict

Shopping Diva

Shopping Diva


Hello. My name is __________ and I’m an addict. A shopping addict.

There are 10 telltale signs that your wife, girlfriend, mother and/or lover is a shopping addict. Want to know the signs? Here are 10 of them:

  1. You buy a $500 Dyson vacuum (only $400 after your 20% off coupon) and hide it in a back closet so your husband doesn’t see it. (And you can only vacuum when he’s not home.)
  2. You can justify buying the $500 Dyson vacuum, because it was only $400 after your 20% off coupon. (The Dyson, BTW, is worth EVERY penny!)
  3. You have $20 in your pocket, and can leave the dollar store with 25 things.
  4. You have a third bank account that only you know about.
  5. Only you are allowed to collect the mail.
  6. You’ve signed up for paperless statements for all of your credit cards. (And only you have the login information.)
  7. When confronted about how much something costs, you undercut the price by at least 15%, and then say “…and that’s before the sale price!”
  8. You go back to the store to exchange one item, and come home with three more things.
  9. You can’t go shopping with your kids anymore, because now they can talk. (And tell daddy what mommy REALLY bought.)
  10. The first three bookmarks in your browser are eBay, Overstock, and Amazon.

Anyone else out there guilty?

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